I feel like I totaly BOMBED today!

Here it is 5 o clock and I still dont have my grade for my broadcast today. It ended at 1. I made some mistakes in it today that Im not happy with, even if my instructer didnt notice them. And a few he did notice. I know its not as bad as Im making it out to be in my head, but this is what I want to do, and I want to do it as well as I can. I dont want to fail, but then again who does. I put some stuff off this week and I wont do that again. If Im gonna be the best, I need to act like it and prepare better. Which means going over my entire catalog of music and making sure everything is what it says it is lol. Im not distraught over it, I just wished it had gone better than it did. Next week it will! Even with a day less to prepare.


JoeLove out!

Obama, Antichrist?

Before I start this post I want to point out I have no affiliation with any political party. I am not a racist, and I dont even vote.

I have watched the progression of the 2008 presidential election. And I have come to a probable observation. Barack Obama could very well be the anichrist. The Bible say alot about what to look for in the anitchrist. Such as... In Revalation 13:5

And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty [and] two months.

Thats 3 and a half years. And if you believe what the bible says, that is half of the Tribulation that takes place at the end of times. 3 and a half good years followed by 3 and a half bad years.

Here are a few facts about Obama. He wont wear an American flag, he wont put his hand over his heart during the Star Spangled Banner, he doesnt believe in the Bible, he is a public smoker. And with all these things the American people still love him. The Bible says the antichrist will will be very charasmatic and well liked by all.

And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. Revalation 13:8

He has won the Demacratic vote and will soon be in the White House. Next step, World Domination. Many people feel as if Obama, if elected President, will be assasinated within the first year or two. Hears what the Bible says about that.

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast

And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed.

And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by [the means of] those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live. Revalation 13:3,12 and 14

The Bible states that the anichrist will work miracles, including "surviving" a deadly wound. If anytime during his presidancy Obama is hurt, in any way, that should be fatal, remember what I say here today.

How can a person who is so unamerican be loved by so many americans? I assure you its not his political stance, or leadership skills. Its something far more sinester and supernatural. Those who will be decieved by this man will say I'm crazy for thinking it. In thier eyes he does no wrong, why would they care what I think. But for those of you that are on the fence about this man, remember my words an the words of the Bible...

And I saw another angel fly in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach unto them that dwell on the earth, and to every nation, and kindred, and tongue, and people,Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters. Revalation 14:6-7

Just something to think about.

JoeLove out!

Spoons, Straws, and Other Germ Infested Things!

So while out tonight I went to TCBY. I love TCBY. They have anything you could want icecream wise. Shakes, cones, sundays. With tons of toppings. Gummie bears, sprinkles, peanutbutter cups. So what do I get? Soft serve vanilla. Yeah I know I'm plain. Anyway thats not my point. The point is when the fat guy behind the counter brings me my tasty treat he reaches under the counter and puts a plastic spoon in my icecream. Which is fine cause I need a spoon to eat it, but it had no wrapper! Is that sanitary? What happen to giving me a spoon in a wrapper so I know the spoon is clean! I invision the fat guy closing up his shop, grabbing the trash, digging thru it to find spoons people have thrown away, then rinsing them off to put them back in the box he got them out of originally! That probably doesnt happen but how do I know it doesnt. Another thing I hate is when people get me a drink and put a straw in it for me, dont do that! How do I know you arent out of straws and grabbed one out of a cup you just took off of someones table? And another thing, if I ask you to try what it is Im drinking, dont drink out of my straw. Take off the lid and drink from the cup! I dont know where your tounge and lips have been. Its only ok for you to do that if your family or a well trusted friend. People need to understand that there are some things you just dont do.

JoeLove out!

Random Thoughts

Looking at my computer desk I see... my cell phone, sunglasses, an Empanada from taco hell, keys a dollar, half a cup of water, half a bag of ranch Doritos, 2 computer speakers that dont work, 84 cents, a sharpie, one mix cd, and a can of Red Seal Wintergreen Long Cut.

I need to blog more about stupid crap.

Why haven't I eaten that Empanada yet?

Maybe i'm the one, maybe I,m the one...

Why do I have a bottle of antifreeze in my room?

I want to go see a movie...any movie.

August 13th is a great day.

I want to go floating.

I might go fishing tommorrow.

I hope Nathan realizes shes just a girl, I know u love her dude, I've been there and still am. But stop thinking stupid thoughts!

I need to write that commercial!

Not to mention finish my playlist and write my news stories!!!

Anyway, those are my random thoughts for the day lol.

O! and i would love to see a purple penguin!

JoeLove out!

Music these days...

So, there is alot of new music out there right now that is stupid, dumb, and senseless...and Im lovin it! For example, Katy Perry's "I kissed a Girl". While i applaud girls making out, its just a stupid song. But it has a catchy beat , and i find myself singing it at random times. And it seems when I start singing it people around me get it in their heads too and start singing it. Or how about Flobot's "Handlebars"? I can ride my bike with no handlebars, with no handlebars, with no handlebars. How stupid is that? But, once again, I love it! I have downloaded both songs off Itunes. Not to mention Afroman's "She won't let me fuck" or Rehab's "Last tattoo". I don't understand why but they make my life interesting. So... keep the hits comin and I will keep downloading lol.

JoeLove out!

I Got a Freakin A!

So I had my first 2 hour broadcast today and... I got an A! Im so stoked! It was fun and challenging, I LOVE IT! I have deffinatly made the right choice to do this. I'm gonna go now before I start bragging on myself lol. Peace!


JoeLove out!

Ya Know What Really FUCKING Grinds My Gears!?!

Stupid parents who drive drunk with there kids in the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you!?! So I'm working the drive thur tonight at Taco Hell, and this drunk couple are on the speaker. Normally I love drunks in the drive thru cause they are freakin hilarious and its fun to mess with em. And this started off like every other drunk order until they pulled to my window and I saw they had 2 kids in the backseat asleep! What fucking idiots! OK its one thing to put your life in danger and drive drunk, don't get me wrong i believe its 100% wrong cause you put everyone on the road at risk. But fucking leave your kids at home!!! As they leave I tell them not to kill their kids, I promptly got a finger which screamed "I'm a good mom so fuck you". I tell you what, if I ever drive drunk with my kids in the car, please someone take me out back and fucking shoot me in the face! I love my kids too much to put them in that kind danger. To you parents that feel you have to get drunk and drive around, find a fucking babysitter. Then maybe you will only kill yourselves, and your kids can go to a good foster home where the adults act like... well... adults. I'm sorry I didn't mean that... oh wait, YEAH I DID!!! I will apologize for all the F-Bombs. But this has got me REALLY HOT!!!

F-Bomb count---7

JoeLove out!

Cyber Dating

So I have heard alot of stories about people who have tried it. And I just didnt get it. I believe that 80% of the guys that try online dating are just looking for sex. Don't get me wrong, sex is good. But I also believe that 80% of the women that try dating online are looking for a genuine relationship. Which is also...good. I believe that the male population is made of two types of guys. The first group is made up of about 75% of men who want nothing but a fuck buddy or a meaningless relationship. Ladies you are right to think that most guys are pigs. I agree. Most guys will treat you like crap and throw you away, or keep you around until you get tired of them. I have seen it more often or not, with friends or just people on the street. But whats worse than a guy who treats you like shit is a girl who stays and puts up with it because you "love" him. Where do you think your relationship will go if he doesn't really care about it.

The second group of guys, about 25%, are genuine, nice, caring guys. Yes ladies they do exist, just ask anyone I have dated lol. These are the guys who are serious about making you happy and doing what it takes to make the relationship work. These are the guys who aren't afraid of commitment and getting into a serious relationship. They are few and far between, so when you get one, KEEP HIM! The old adage is very true, nice guys DO finish last. Trust me I know. It sucks so when we, the nice guys, find someone we truly care about we tend to try harder which is one of the reasons our relationships work so well. And if we get lucky enough to be in a relationship with someone we fall in love with, we work harder cause we know how bad it sucks not to feel that.

The whole point of dating is to get to know the other person well enough to consider a relationship. We all put our best foot forward on a first date. How are we to truly know someone we have never meet except for a few hours in some chat room? Browse some dating sites. If its reputable, you wont see anyone saying that all they want is sex. Guys put on a mask of being genuine until they get what they want. Ever been in a relationship where you started it with one person and ended it with a completely different person? That's what happened, they got what they wanted and for awhile they keep up the facade to keep it for awhile, but over time they get tired of not being themselves. They didn't change into this differ ant person over time. They started off deceiving you and then showed you the real them, which isn't as appealing as what you thought they were.

That's how online dating works. Deceive them until you get what you want. So any of you out there considering dating online, don't! Those of you who are reading this and are currently doing it, stop! There will be some of you that didnt believe what I say. And that's OK. But when you get burned don't come crying to me. I have givin you fair warning, and in site into the male way of life. Well most of them anyway. Keep on the look out for us good guys and give us a shot. You don't have to be one of the many women who fall for the asshole.

JoeLove out!

JoeLove and Sara on The Morning Rash Show!

So, I dont think this is what it will be called although I think its pretty freakin hillarious! I cant wait to be on the radio and talk about meaningless crap. And I have the most badass side kick lined up lol. I realized tonight that Sara would be the perfect co-host for my show. We playfully disagree about enough stuff that it would make for entertaining radio. Not to mention she has an extencive knowledge of popular music. Shes funny, smart, and extremely HOT, although you wont see that cause we will be on the radio lol. Anywho... just thought I would drop the bomb on all of you who were gunnin for that job, the possition has been filled.

JoeLove out!

Friday the 13th

Next to Halloween, I love Friday the 13! It seems for the last few of em weird stuff has happened. I cant wait to see what will happen today, I hope it just weird and not completly fucked up. I have to work tonight, I hope it doesnt get crazy. Its storming like crazy outside, so I hope its slow. Man today can be great or it can suck.


JoeLove out!

In search

I am in search of things to talk about on my radio show. I need to find some random things to just to rant or talk about. Normally I can find random things to talk about, thats never really been a problem for me. Its just when it comes to having to talk about stuff I find it hard to come up with stuff. I need someone to bantter with, but on my radio show for school it will just be me. Dont get me wrong I love talking and I dont have a problem rambbling, but i need opinons to play off of. So... if you have any ideas or opinions, help me out!

JoeLove out!

Serial killers

So I have been doing some research for a movie Im writing. I have been watching movies about serial killers. I have been researching real life killers on the internet. No, Im not morbid. Im not some weird, pycho guy. The criminal mind just facinates me. Its interesting to try and understand how thier minds work. How can seemingly normal people, people who live "normal" lives, who have normal friends, and normal jobs can just murder someone in cold blood. How they can brutally distroy someones life? Not to mention the lives of thier loved ones.

Killers like Ted bundy, the first person to ever be called a "serial killer", John Wayne Gacy, and the BTK killer, Dennis Rader are prime examples of how normal these monster can seem. Ed Gein on the other hand wasn't your adverage killer, in fact he didn't really kill a whole lot of people. He was known more for dismemberment of corpses he dug up out of graves. Not many people know that Ed Gein was the inspiration for the texas chainsaw series. What makes a man peel the skin off of dead women so he can dance in the moon light in a suit of human skin while day dreaming of his mother and wishing he was a woman. What goes through someones mind that makes them think that killing people and doing these terrible acts is ok? Im not trying to be morbid or sick, I just feeling that by learning what I can from the history of killers I can better understand the characters in my story. Reasearch is 80 percent of writing a screenplay. I swear Im not going to kill anyone lol. Well not this week anyway.

JoeLove out!

Polls

I have decided to start posting polls on my blog and running them for a week. They may have meaning behind them, but at times they may not. Please take the poll when you visit. I am hoping the turn out will be good for these. If not Ill just stop waisting my time lol. Happy polling!


JoeLove out!

A quote to make you Think LOL

One of my most fav quotes is from an unknown author. It states that

"The supreme paradox of all thought is the attempt to discover something that cannot be thought."

Pretty much our goal is to think untill we find something we can't think about. Which could be impossible, but I don't think anyone will ever know. When you do achieve something you cannot think how will you tell anyone about it or prove you didn't think it? I love this stuff!

JoeLove out!

This KID is pretty good

Today a great in the sport of baseball has hit is 600th homerun. Only the 6th player in the history of the game to do so. Ken Griffey Jr joins Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, Sammy Sosa, and the much debated Barry Bonds in this exclusive club. The 38 year old left handed hitter launched a 413 foot bomb into the right field seats and received a standing O from 16003 Marlin fans in Florida. Like his 400 and 500, number 600 came on the road.

If you know ANYTHING about me you know I am a HUGE Griffey Jr. fan! I, as I am sure he is, am very proud of the fact that Jr. has hit 600 homeruns WITHOUT the aid of performance enhancing drugs, which is more than I can say about Sosa or Bonds. I truly believe he is the greatest player ever to play the game. Yet he has never won a world series ring. But in my book Jr. doesn't have to have a ring to be the best, and he has proven that over and over.

Jr. from the bottom of my heart I thank you for all the great memories you have provided me since i was 10, ever since hitting your first homer at 19 years old on April 10th 1989 in the Kingdome off of White Sox's pitcher Eric King. That was the first pitch you ever saw in the Kingdome and you have never looked back. Every game i have ever attended when you have played you have hit dingers, only adding to the greatness of your talent. Congrats on your outstanding career. The many achievements you have accomplished over you career have defiantly sealed your spot in the hall of fame. I pray that you end your career where it began, and you retire where you belong, in Seattle. When the day does come for you to retire, it will be a sad day in sports, not just for the world but for me personally. Keep swingin, and know when 700 comes there will be a spot on my blog for you.

JoeLove out!

Attention members of the female gender!

I have blogged about this one too, still you just dont get it. Want to know whats more gross than sitting on a toilet seat some guy just peed on? How about lifting up the seat and seeing a blood trail! I mean it's bad enough we have to put up with your "mood swings", but to have to see why your having "mood swings" is a little much. When I walk into my bathroom I don't expect to eat off the floor, but I also don't expect to walk into the basement at the Hewit house! I walked into the bathroom at taco hell the other day to clean the ladies restroom, it looked like the floor of a buthcher shop! Clean it up a little bit, I know some of us have been married and things like this shouldn't bother us, but lets keep some "mystery" in our lives where that stuff is concerned, k? Guys help me out with this. Let your wives know you understand thier bloody plight, but that they need to keep it to themselves.



JoeLove out!

Taking the Z out of Xoo...again!

So, I have blogged about this on a previous blog spot before. But I thought it was just as relevent today as it was 2 years ago. So I have completly withdrew the letter Z from my vocabulary. Why, you may ask. Cause whoever came up with this stupid language is an idiot, and all those that follow the teachings of the English Teachers of the world are doomed to fall into a trap that will forever leave them scratching thier heads. Example: Xylophone-- Why does this word start with an X is it makes a Z sound? The correct spelling should be Zylophone. And if the X can make a Z sound, why can't I spell Zoo, X-o-o! Xenophobe, Xenon, Xanthochroid, Xanthic, and Xanthippe are all words that start with X but make a Z sound. I have chosen to take the letter Z out. from now on Xeal, Xealous, Xebra, Xero, Xest, Xip, Xoo, Xucchini, Xonk, Xone, and yes Xombie will all be spelled with X's. There I have said my peace about the letter Z!



JoeLove out!

Yay Internet!!!

So I finally got my internet on today. I can finally start school and I can finally do what I need to do without worrying about my wireless connection failing when im in the middle of something! Thats all Im just excited! Yeah its ok you can say it...Im a dork.


JoeLove out!

Badass tat!

This is an awsome tat. I want one just like it!



JoeLove out!

Writing the movie to end all movies

If you know anything about me, you know im a huge movie buff. And that I dabble in a little screenwriting myself. I know feel I have the idea that will be a truly great movie. Ofcoarse Im not going to tell you what it is. There are 3 people in the world who know about my idea, and i trust them totally. One day you will go to see a movie, you will be totally ingrossed in it and at the end you will be utterly amaized. Then... you will see who wrote the screenplay. Screenplay written by Joseph Rash. You will then say, hey I know that guy, I read his blog. And he was right about his movie, it was amaizing! well we'll see anyway lol.


JoeLove out!

Ya know what really grinds my gears?

Ya know what really grinds my gears? People who are loud at the movies! I went to the movies last night and saw The Strangers. The Strangers is, debatibly, a horror movie. I sat about 2 rows in front of about 15 teens, who would not shut up. Every time some even remotly scary happen they would scream then laugh for a good minute afterwards. Then they proceed to talk about why it scared them after that. That pisses me off. I understand if you get scared your gonna scream, and i even understand laughing afterwards. Human nature is to laugh when your scared, it makes you feel more comforted when your scared. but if you talk insecintly through out the movie your gonna piss people off. How am I supposed to enjoy a movie I just spent 9 bucks to watch if I cant hear it cause you wont shut up!?! There is a kids movie just down the hall, Im sure those little kids in there dont care if your loud through out the whole thing. But dont be suprised if you get mobbed by a gang of 8 year olds who would kick the living shit out of you for talking through Kung-Fu Panda! Really, if you have no respect for those you maybe watching the movie with, you should stay home and watch reruns of the OC or The Hills! Not to mention I have a extreme respect for any movie I go see, even if it turns out I hate it. I would like to find out if I like it or not on my own and not rmember the movie as one I didnt like cause I couldnt hear it over your giggling. So do us all a favor and get a Netfix subscription and stay the hell home!

JoeLove out!

To what capacity do we exsist?

So I was thimking today about this book I read called "Skin". it was written by Ted Dekker. Thinking about this book and the movie, "the matrix" got me thinking about if we really do exsist in the capacity of which we appear to live in. How do we know if we are hooked up to some machine or not? How can we be sure we are not all just playing some virtual reality game? Is it possible that we could all be strpped to a gurney somewhere having our brains filled with a false reality? Some of us may not even be real, some people could be characters inserted by a computer somewhere. The question isnt IF we exsist, its to what manner we exsist. If we are in this "game" what happens to the world we know if we were to wake up? Is there a world to even wake up to? What were to happen to us if we did wake up? Would we be reinserted into "The Matrix"? If so what is the point of us being here if our lives are not real? Who is resposible for giving us the lives we have in this dream world? How do they choose the rich from the poor, or the living from the dead? Or maybe we have just as much control over our lives as we would if this wasnt a dream. Either way, in reality or in this dream world I choose to make my own rules. I choose my destiny as should you. I will not allow some machine to dictate whiether I am rich or not. Or what job I will have. i chosse to play the game and deal with the consiquences of my actions.


Always playing the game...

JoeLove out!

I give up!!!

So I am in a huge funk today. I have just lost the abillity to care. It seems nothing goes right for me. Whiether its a friend who just doesnt wants to see me anymore, the stress of school, or money problems, it seems like nothing is going my way. I find myself not caring about any of it. The total indifferance is really quite scary. I feel as if it all just doesnt matter anymore. Im not sure how long this will last, but untill it passes im not sure what to think. I havent felt this way in a long time, but I know it will pass. Untill then I will just not care.


JoeLove out!

Ya Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

Ya know what really grinds my gears? People who think they are more important than they really are. Such as fast food managers! I offten find myself looking at the managers at Taco Hell and think who the fuck do you think you are, you make fast fuckin food! Stop trying to be a dictator, we get it, your important you make $8 dollars, you get free meals, you get to sit in the office while the rest of us are busting our asses. Forgive me if I have only been there a month and know more about your job than you do. I have been where you are, and I know how important your job is. Its not! Why do you get so stressed out, your making tacos not landing a plane! You get so pissy over shit you cant control, you constantly bitch about how much you hate your job, quit! It fast food! Things that make you say...Double-u-tee-eff!

JoeLove out!

Taco Hell!

So I have to go to work tonight at 5. I will probably get off about 230ish in the morning. Its not that I hate my job, ok well I do but it could be worse. If I didnt have some of the people i work with it would be real bad, but the people are cool its the whole fast food hing that sucks. Not to mention always closing sucks ass! But hey its payin the bills and it will give me at least 2 segments when I get my radio show lol. Peace!


JoeLove out!

Random Thoughts

1. What is the deal with a 20 oz. bottle of Mt. Dew being 30 cents more than a 20 oz. bottle of Coke.

2. When did justin Timberlake become so cool!

3. I love butterfingers but they get stuck in my teeth so I dont eat em.

4. When Im rich im buyin a purple Hummer.

5. I wish i had Jedi powers

6. I cant live without my fan at night

7. How come I cant meet a woman that loves me for me?

8. Whats the deal with pamentos?

9. Why is that cat in my room again?

10. Am I cool? yeah im cool. Well...I dress cool.


JoeLove out!

Troubled Youth

So there is this kid at work, Cris, hes 17 and he was really down tonight. He wouldnt tell anyone what was wrong so I pulled him aside to see what was up. It seems Cris has a hard time fitting in with anyone. I can relate. You may find this hard to believe but when I was younger I was wasnt popular at all. Thats not to say i am now but non the less. It seems alot of people pick on Cris, hes kind of a big guy and sometimes doesnt say the smartest things. He trys to fit in by being whitty and most of the times it backfires on him. So he asked for my help, he says, "Your good at this type of stuff, Ive seen you help out people with all sorts of problems. What can I do to fit in?" He doesnt know what he wants to do with his life, but at 17 who does. I told him if the people he wants to hang out with treat him like crap he needs to find new friends. I have decided to try and help Cris, althought I dont have all the answers in life maybe I can atleast help build his confidence and show him he doesnt need to rely on others to be happy in life. But once again is that true? I tend to be happy when I am well liked, not just with friends but as far as women go too. Do I really practice what i preach or am i selling a product I dont believe in? More recently I have felt the friends I thought liked me dont really want to be around me. Ty, bailey, Sara. It seems I am relying on my friends to help me through life, but isnt that the way it should be? Arent your friend supposed to support you, love you, and want to hang out with you? My roommates sure dont do that, and Sara isnt really there, it seems anyway. If I have problems or just need to vent it seems like they have there own issues and Im not important. When if at any time they would need me i would do what ever it takes to help them. and I have proven that to them, is it just that they dont fell as strongly about our friendship as I do? Maybe I should help myself before helping Cris. I dont know.


JoeLove out!